I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Hiccup from How To Train Your Dragon 2
THIS IS JUST UN FUCKING FAIR >:C
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT
I have been eating this stuff for like FIFTEEN YEARS ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
I REMEMBER THIS. I MISS IT. I WANT IT.